Oikofugic Design

Baby Jaguar has disappeared

January 18th, 2008

Diego the irresponsible oaf

Just spent the last 10 minutes looking for baby jaguar, and I have only been out of bed for 10 minutes
I assured Molly that he would turn up, that he had just gone for a walk, but she was adamant and a full rescue party was to be mounted.
My first and gut instinct was that he may have been extracted from his jungle romps with Diego and Dora by the much feared giant material extractor from the sky.
Having sufficiently shaken the vacuum cleaner for evidence of the little people, and having satisfied myself they were not to be found in such a monstrous place the search resumed in earnest around the landing party of Peppa pig and Danny dog.

A delicate situation was unfolding.
Having only recently recovered from the disappearance of Danny Dog, after his two day away mission in the dusty realm of sub sofa prime, we checked to see if they had news of the errant feline.
From their now elevated position Peppa, Danny and little George could survey the mass wastelands known to many as Chaotic space, or to few as the lounge, and a glimmer of hope was observed on the face of George.
Across the realm, in the distance could be seen the Nirvana-esque dwelling known as the animal rescue center, and strolling around the back balcony was baby jaguar. He wasn’t lost at all, he had been home all along.
Order has been restored to chaotic space for now, but a massive paddy wave is approaching, and is likely to shred the very fabric of reality itself.

The plight of the Jaguar

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